Jimmy: So the fighters are now walking onto the field. Why does it look like dirt with some trees around it?
Mechazawa: Well today we modelled the arena around the village of Konaha's coliseum.
Jimmy: Ah I see, so it must be a real crap hole there...
Mechazawa: Both teams are eyeing each other over, Shikamaru seems to be trying to develop a...
Jimmy: Whoa the kid in orange just decided to run towards the titans!
Mechazawa: You can see the dissapointment in team Konoha's faces as Naruto hastily does a shadow replication, making a a dozen clones as a pair goes for each member while four Jump on Superboy
Jimmy: The titans didn't seem so shocked at all as they quickly punch them away, hey they dissappear when they get hit! Superboy quickly tosses all four Narutos as the real one is slammed into the arena wall.
Mechazawa: Smoke is filling the arena center as the Konoha ninjas have split up, I guess a little divide and conqueor here folks, Kid Flash quickly runs to dissapate the smoke as Robin is deciding on pairings.
Jimmy: THUD! THWAP! Sucker punch on Flash from Rock Lee as he stopped to listen to Robin, seems one pairing has been made as Starfire takes to the air and follows Sasuke, Wondergirl stalks, Kiba and Beast Boy square off and Robin and Cyborg follow Shikamaru and Chouji
Mechazawa: Superboy just keeps beating down on Naruto and his many clones, you can see definite frustration and bruises all over the young ninja as Flash is teaching Rock Lee a lesson in speed as both try and race around the areana, Rock looking like a Winnebago driven by an old lady compared to Kid Flash
Jimmy: Neiji gets all veiny around his eyes as Wonder Girl tries to go in for some punches, Neiji quickly goes on the defensive as he tries and dodge each blow.
Mechazawa: Meanwhile near the trees Sasuke has his sharigan on and deftly tries to avoid Starfires blasts. Countering back with his own Katon fireballs it's a ranged battle here folks.
Jimmy: Beast Boy sees that he's surrounded by Kiba and his puppy, Akamaru. He turns into a Rhino and charges at Kiba only to be pounced on behind from... Kiba?
Mechazawa: Yes Kiba's half beast clone was in effect when he tossed Akamaru a soldier pill. Now it's a two on one as Beast Boy quickly changes into a bucking bronco to knock the Changed Akamaru off his back.
Jimmy: Meanwhile it seems Shikamaru has paired off against Robin and Chouji against Cyborg. It's a flurry of Shurikens, Kunais, Bataranags and Energy blasts without much happening.
Mechazawa: Cyborg charges up.... and shoot right at Shikamaru! He swiftly dives into the trees as Robin nails Chouji with a Batarang and quickly follows up with a wicked combo!
Jimmy: Sneaky trick from Robin splitting up a favorable battle, no doubt Shikamaru has no chance against Cyborgs durability and Chouji's movements were proving too slow to handle Robin.
Mechazawa: Meanwhile Wonder Girl goes in for another hit on Neiji, but quickly jump over him!
Jimmy: She quickly breaks out her lasso, oh man Neiji is screwed!
Mechazawa: No wait, he's starting to Spin! Divination Whirl! Wonder Girl is trying to hang on but the spinning Neiji's ultimate defense tosses her into an arena wall!
Jimmy: Neiji's not wasting time, he quickly moulds Chakra to his feet as i attack Wonder Girl, one, three, ten, twent two, forty five, sixty two hits! He nailed her with a sixty two hit combo!
Mechazawa: Neiji is standing there panting, but BAM! Wonder girl upper cuts him into the air, follow it up with a flurry of punches before she double axe handles him down into the dirt!
Jimmy: Whoa, Neiji is OUT! I guess those Handes of Hakke aren't that cool when your opponent doesn't use Chakra
Mechazawa: No but she's coughing up blood, remember kids, the chakra circulatory system works in conjunction with that of the blood.
Jimmy: Man what a weak plot device!
Mechazawa: Hey, the authour bought it at Plot Devices Unlimited, your source for Time Machines, Dimensional Warps and Dake Death Kits!
Jimmy: Meanwhile Naruto has finally stopped attacking Superboy with his gajillion clones. He's doing a couple of hand movements.... HOLY CRAP! A Giant Frog has appeared in the stadium!
Mechazawa: Supperboy looks to be unimpressed as he's hit with a Water Bullet from the frog, only to fly out of it and nail it across the arena.
Jimmy: Combatants are running out of the way as Kiba and Akamaru are putting on a clinic on Beast Boy, both of them blitzing with their four legged stance as Beast Boy is forced to turn into an eagle and take flight!
Mechazawa: Kid Flash finally stops as does a panting Rock Lee, giving him time to get in a taunt as Lee braces himself, screaming at the sky he opens the gates of his Chakra, his skin now a deep crimson hue as little bits of rock start to float upwards.
Jimmy: Why do anime characters do that?
Mechazawa: Like all Japanese culture, you can link it back to the dropping of the Atom Bomb.
Jimmy: Well Rock Lee seems to be faster, but not fast enough, Kid Flash is dodging each of his attacks with great speed, he looks like he's yawning.
Mechazawa: Back near the trees Shikamaru continues to hide as Cyborg blasts the hell out of the foiliage. Meanwhile Robin has beat Choiji down on all fours with his staff. He's looking to go for the kill...
Jimmy: Shikarmaru yells out Chouji's name as Robin hits... A LOG?
Mechazawa: Choiji is now standing on the higest tree as his shadow is cast on the ground. Shikamaru, thanks to the added Shadow cast to expand its length, now traps Cyborg in the Shadow Imitation.
Jimmy: Chouji scarfs down a pill and turns into a, uh, giant rolling man? He slams hard into Cyborg over and over as he's stuck, eventually knocking him out.
Mechazawa: It looks like now a two on one for Robin as both of them now go after him.
Jimmy: Kiba has now springboarded himself off Akamaru's back, taking down the eagle Beast Boy as Superboy pounds the living crap out of that Giant Frog. The frog steps back only to make himself disappear and make Naruto crash down onto the ground!
Mechazawa: Kid Flash takes a quick pause to taunt Rock Lee some more as both Kiba and Akaramaru grab him!
Jimmy: Stupid move, Kid Flash is now creating a heavy vibration, he send both Kiba and Akamaru clear across the arena!
Mechazawa: Oy, there must be some cracked ribs, arms, legs, well, everything there. Rock sees a chance, he quickly as he can ducks under the distrated flash and quicks him up into the air.
Jimmy: He's following up afteter him, binding him with his arm bandages, he's trying to drill him into the ground!
Mechazawa: But Flash isn't going to stop vibrating, BOOM! Both hit the arena floor and create a large crater, the combined force of the Primary Lotus and Flash's vibration send both fighters flying into the stands.
Jimmy: Robin's having a tough time keeping up in hand to hand with both Chouji and Shikamaru, he stumbles back into the arena wall shade as a second Shadow Imitation hits him!
Mechazawa: Chouji does the meat tank again and knocks Robin flat out!
Jimmy: But wait! Shikamaru turns around only to get cold clocked by Wonder Girl, sending him into a tree.
Mechazawa: Naruto looks OUT OF IT! In the confusion Superboy must've given him a beating though not without Supes breaking a little sweat, he's savoring standing over his persistent foe.
Jimmy: Chouji turns around and starts to try and run over Wonder Girl who gets her lasso out again and wrap it around Chouji, he forcibly tryin to roll away but Wonder Girls strength helping to keep her in place.
Mechazawa: Starfire gets back onto the ground as Sasuke nails her with a blazing fireball! But starfire simply comes dashing out to throw a punch at Sasuke which he ducks at the last minute!
Jimmy: Gotta love that Sharingan! Wondergirl is know spinning around with a meat tanked Chouji in the grasp of the lasso, she hammer throws him towards Sasuke!
Mechazawa: Sasuke notices it, he quickly does a backflip out of the way as Starfire continues her ground assault only to be knocked into the arena wall by the lassoed Chouji!
Jimmy: Wonder Girl is stunned and obviously dissapointed in herself as Sasuke jumps back... more hand seals again...
Sakura: GO SASUKE KUN!
Jimmy: Graaa! Who are you?
Mechazawa: She's a character of no importance....
Sakura: WHAT??????? I'm here to cheer on my sweet Sasuke Kun!
Jimmy: Well from what i've seen he seems like a total jerk...
Mechazawa: You're not far off Jimmy...
Sakura: That's just the way he is!
Inner Sakura: HOW DARE THESE MORONS MAKE FUN OF MY BELOVED SASUKE!
Mechazawa: Back to the fight the distraught Wonder Girl doesn't notice that Jerkfa-.. I mean, Sasuke is running toward her with a Chidori
Jimmy: Wow, it sounds like gay european police sirens, but he nails her in the back and wham! Wonder Girl is out!
Mechazawa: Sasuke looks to be taking a breather as Superboy stuns him to the ground with his TK. Sasuke turns around in horror as he's nailed with a cloned kryptonian punch!
Jimmy: Yes, that's it! Superboy took out the last ninja and he's celebrating as the fanboys che-.... HOLY CRAP! There's orange stuff floating around that Naruto Kid and it sounds like a billion flourescent light bulbs! Why do all these powers in anime have such weird sounds?
Mechazawa: Naruto has gone fully Kyubi! The Nine Tails chakra is flowing wildly as the Otaku roar through the crowd! Shadow Replication...
Jimmy: ...AS THE ENTIRE AREAN is FILLED with Clones, they all dog pile on Superboy as he punches his way through them like a sea of orange. Dozens grab onto his arms and legs as Naruto runs toward Superboy in the confusion...
Mechazawa: ...IT'S THE RASENGAN! He nails Superboy in the abdomen, a spinning ball of pure chi energy tries to force Supes to spin and get knocked out by the force but Supes seems to be hanging on!